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Mega designer Calvin Klein previously dated textbook hottie Nick Gruber. Nick possesses perfect duck lips and is supposedly straight (aka “gay for pay).
…not like this matters because everyone’s a little gay right? Anyway, Gawker writer Michael Musto interviewed John Luciano, a random 49 year old, who also dated Nick. Here’s a link to the article, and below is the best quote regarding John’s relationship with Nick.
How did you meet Nick?
Once in a while, I’ll step in an AA meeting, and that’s where we met. Once a year I’ll get the urge to have an 8 ball and have a little fun. Then I’ll go to a meeting. He was there for a court-appointed thing.
There ya have it folks! Lesson of the day: AA is a hot spot. If not there, look for Nick Gruber on the runways during fashion week.
HAPPY HUMP DAY ladies and gents!
Welcome to the last days of summer in New York City. Garbage scented streets. Body odor filled subway cars. Astronomically high prices at self serve frozen yogurt joints that you just can’t resist. (relationship status: it’s complicated with 16 Handles) This time of year makes me fall in love with the Big Apple all over again.
TRUTH. I love this city. TRUTH. I love getting out of this city. Please don’t let my emo demeanor and angst ridden faces in the following photos fool you. I love the beach, but getting there can be a trippp. My OC raised brown butt was spoiled by 15 minute car rides. Can ya blame me? Solution found! What better way to pass the time to Rockaway Beach than take narcissistic and stereotypical outfit post photos? Cheers to blonde asians everywhere!
Photos by Gavin Christopher
WEARING // helmut lang black tank, sperry topsiders, forever 21 cutoffs, dqm x vans 5panel hat, target sunnies, emi-jay hair tie w/ “I am Happiness” affirmation
This is a serious question people. How old is Pharrell Williams?* The man has not aged in the past 10 years. Or ever. He’s been 16 since 1996. I wonder if he eats chia seeds or goji berries? It must be the goji berries. And the green juice. Or maybe he’s part Asian? Does it count if you’re Asian in another life?
Anyway, for you unknowing folk, Pharrell was relevant way before Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video.
FACT: Pharrell helped produce Wreckx-N-Effect‘s 1992 hit “Rump Shaker.” (Thanks Wikipedia.)
Think you know this man? Do you have what it takes to differentiate, the older, more mature music maker? Take this surprisingly difficiult quiz via VULTURE.com and find out! http://www.vulture.com/2013/06/quiz-which-pharrell-is-older.html
I got a 6/8, and I’m not sure what that does for my street cred, but I DO know that my friend Tiff who told me about this quiz got a 5/8, and she was raised on the badass streets of San Diego. Feel free to leave your results in the comments section.
Keep on rump shakin.
*Pharrell is 40 year old Aries man, born on April 5, 1973.
As a product of the 90s, I cannot help but be an MK + A fangirl. ”You got it dude!” were probably the first words said from my mouth as a fully formed sentence. With that being said, Olsen style has influenced my own fashion choices. Love of oversized, baggy clothes (i.e. tees) oozes from my veins and ducklips flood my instagram photos.
3 degrees of Kevin Bacon: Back in the early 2000s I met a friend, who for the sake of anonymity we’ll call Christian, on the now defunct gay website dlist.com. Christian was friends with this girl who we’ll call Allison. She was in a girl group, addicted to adderal, and supposedly friends with Mary Kate. Long story short, Christian and Allison had a bad falling out, but Christian still decided to friend MK on Myspace. How could he not? She’d be a great addition to his ‘top 8.’ This turned into MK calling Christian the six letter F word in a full out Myspace message brawl. I tried not to, but I am still effing obsessed with the real life Michelle Tanners.
Photos by Gavin Christopher
WEARING // vintage headscarf, Ale et Ange tee, Forever 21 wide legged pants, Bottega Veneta platforms
Happy 21st birthday. Even though you dated Harry Styles, I still consider you my (current) favorite model and number one girl crush. You are a badass who serves eyebrows like no other and I really respect that. Keep on being you.
PS. I found this photo on tumblr, and I don’t know who took it, but I like it. Claps for non basic b*tches.