STEREOTYPICAL OUTFIT POST: MODIFIED SNUGGIE

I spent 12 days in Indiana over the holidays.

For those of you who do not know where Indiana is, please see the map below.  I am not doing this to be a smart ass, I am doing this because I too did not know the location of this red state.

1.  While in the Midwest, I consumed many a casserole.

2.  While in the Midwest, I consumed many a potato.  Did you know that potatoes come in many forms?  Potato and cheese soup, baked potatoes, fries, hash browns, home fries, mashed potatoes, and my all time healthy favorite, fried potato baseballs with a Velveeta cheese center.  You heard me.  If you’re not turned on by this carb just yet, here’s a fun fact: potatoes are an excellent source of fiber and potassium.

3.  While in the Midwest, there was a blizzard.  No, I am not referring to the mouth watering Dairy Queen dessert beverage.

Initially, the sight of snow filled me with great joy.

I was all like Rainbow Brite reincarnated.

After 5 minutes, the winter magic disappeared.

It was effing cold.

Warmth was nowhere to be found.

I was ready to cut a bitch.

This vintage LL Bean modified snuggie prevented any and all cold weather induced violent action.

The end.

Wearing // vintage LL Bean coat (gift from Gavin’s mom – Mrs. Jones), Wallace wool maxi dress, Shopbop rabbit fur neck scarf, Target boots