Stereotypical Outfit Post: Sassy Pants

I just returned from a small family reunion slash vacay sesh in California.  Upon my return to the Big Apple, I was promptly greeted by Nemo.  That cold hearted c*nt.  My Season Affective Disorder was not too happy about the lack of sunny weather.  The only way to brighten my mood has been to live in the past and think of warmer times in Orange County spent with my lovely friend/Burningman veteran/San Francisco resident, David Navarro McDonald of A Box of Paints.

Here’s the proof in the form of a Stereotypical Outfit Post VeeSaidSheSaid style.

1.  I am so fucking fabulous I piss glitter.  #LIVING

2. I call this one, “DUCK lips w/PHOTOBOMB from GRANDPA.”

3. I mean…

4.  My ombre hair brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, it’s better than yours.  Big thanks to my longtime hairstylist, Liz Gress, at Desa Salon.  #shamelessplug

5.  Look at me.  Look at me.  I’m so cool and unaffected.  #cunty #hunty #hunnay

WEARING // Forever 21 wolf top + printed pants, ZARA jacket + ankle boots, Marc Jacobs clutch (via Bordeaux Wine Council + the #BordeauxBlend Instagram Contest), Target sunglasses

Photos by // David Navarro McDonald